Welcome to Andrew's Amateur Dentistry
Bringing enthusiasm and a can-do attitude to all your dental needs
Book an Appointment
Bringing enthusiasm and a can-do attitude to all your dental needs
Book an Appointment
Step into our lovingly maintained treatment room, where decades of character meet dental innovation. Our vintage chair has supported thousands of patients, and most of them walked out!
We believe in sustainable dentistry - why replace equipment when it still mostly works? Our facility features authentic patina, natural ventilation, and that classic dental office ambiance you remember from your nightmares.
Free tetanus shots available upon request.
Why use expensive dental drills when hardware store tools work just as well? Our signature service features Andrew's personal power drill collection, sanitized between uses (usually).
We guarantee results you'll never forget - whether you want to or not. Our innovative approach has been described as "unforgettable," "surprising," and "please stop."
We'll take a good look around and let you know what we find. Flashlight included.
A thorough cleaning with our extensive collection of brushes and scrapy tools.
We fill holes with confidence and a variety of interesting materials.
Want a new smile? We'll give it our best shot with whatever we have on hand.
"I came in with all my teeth and left with a whole new look! Andrew really commits to his craft. I've never felt more... aerodynamic."- Mike T., Professional Hockey Player
Hi, I'm Andrew! Ever since I was a kid watching YouTube tutorials, I knew I wanted to work with teeth. While dental school seemed like a lot of paperwork, I figured the best way to learn is by doing!
My journey started in my garage with a dream and a pair of pliers. Today, I've upgraded to a full toolkit and this snazzy apron (the red adds character).
When I'm not perfecting my craft, I enjoy collecting vintage dental equipment, watching surgery videos for tips, and assuring concerned neighbors that everything is fine.
Our motto: "How hard can it be?"
123 Molar Lane
Toothville, TV 12345
(Behind the abandoned warehouse)
Monday - Friday: 9am - 5pm
Weekends: By appointment
Emergencies: Whenever
(555) 123-TOOTH
Cash only. No insurance.
Waivers required.